going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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