My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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