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Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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