Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
