You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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