I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she looked like the before picture.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize
