Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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