we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My penis needs a shock collar
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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