i permit you to call me
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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