how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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