Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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