...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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