But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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