How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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