im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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