butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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