don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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