how can u be prego again
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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