Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
