I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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