I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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