It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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