so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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