I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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