I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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