In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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