its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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