so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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