So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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