I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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