i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Do plants get herpes?
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