Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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