There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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