I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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