Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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