2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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