When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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