i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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