***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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