How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You ate ashes out of my bong
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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