after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Never joke about your clitoris.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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