You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
