wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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