Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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