i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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