i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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