Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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