it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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