so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize