the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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