therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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