What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
is wine microwaveable?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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