Plan B is the new Plan A
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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